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Eyelashes are the second most sensual equipments on the face of a woman after lips. She can go out of her house without any make up on her face, but with her eyelashes curving beautifully, then they become the weapons that efficacious enough to make her look sensual. I’ve proven this postulate, when a few years ago, one of those nights my boyfriend came to my house and I just used mascara. He couldn’t look at my eyes without making his own face flushing, and when I could make him stare at me for long time, he almost kissed me, before suddenly his Mom miscalled him to warn him to come back home.

Me and him are already broken up now, and the lethal mascara has been expired, but I still love memorizing it back. So when my friends, Lie, 23, and Dame, almost 24, asked me to go to a beauty parlour for curling our eyelashes, I got interested.

It’s great if you have curving, thick, and marching eyelashes like those that Halle Berry has, who’s recently promoting her new brand of mascara. Other people probably don’t know if those eyelashes are manipulated or not, but when they look at your eyes, they’ll get seduced coz they realize something different on your face.

I still consider if probably I need curl my eyelashes, but suddenly instead my friend, Yith 23, has walked ahead firstly. She came to our office by showing her eyelashes that’s just already curved in a parlour at Setiabudi. They’ve made her eyelashes curving beautifully. They’re doing great.

But our friend, Mahd, 23, grumbled all day long, He really hates those curving eyelashes. He thought, now Yith’s eyelashes look like flying caterpillars.

That’s the most sadistic and shallow snubbing that I’ve ever heard, thrown to the eyelashes of a girl.

I clicked the pictures of Yith’s eyelashes so I can image it here. Look at it, d’ya think, do they look like flying caterpillars?

I think it’s not the matter of the eyelashes, but Mahd’s right. He said, some people do have curving eyelashes, but that’s because with those lashes they were born. But Yith’s eyelashes are already long from where she comes, so they don’t need to get curved.

Mahd means, he prefers his girl perform more naturally.

I don’t need to curl any lashes on my body, so the idea of curling our eyelashes that Lie and Dame told me should be forgotten. But I still wants Halle Berry’s mascara. Hey, I’m a woman, it’s natural when I wanna look different from the usual though it’s just temporary, isn’t it?

Condoms don’t work out anymore! Not ever since Rachel got pregnant because of Ross at Friends, since Ross’ condom is leaked. The creator of the condom said that the condom was just 97% effective. The rest of it, yoo ciao yoo bye-bye!

Damn that nowadays there’s no cheap and efficacious contraception equipment. The government has been already confused about how to cut off these citizens that become 220 millions. Even on China, they legalize a free-charged abortion clinic for circumcise their densed population. That’s bad because there are still a lot of fools who thought that more children are more portions. No wonder people seem racing to have babies. Coz babies are cute, who doesn’t know it? Seeing babies make certain sensation, make you wanna hold it. You wanna hug it. You wanna have it. Even, you wanna create it.

But my senior obstetrician, who work in a district near Leuwipanjang bus station, has an efficacious way for contraception. One of these nights, a mother came to him for delivering. She moaned with a scream that was loud enough to wake up the whole habitant of Sirnaraga Cemetery.

Doctor: How many children have you already had, Ma’am?

Mother (moaned): Six! Aaarrggghhh!

Doctor (stares at an intern who working there): Prepare for Cesar.

So the mother delivered with operation. The baby was born, in healthy. But right after the doctor unloaded the mother’s stomach for taking out the baby, he just sutured her skin in hurry, then the suturing on the poor mother’s stomach left a scar that seemed so ugly to look at.

The intern just gapped (inside): Doesn’t this doctor know how to suture? Even a shoe-maker can do it better!

But the intern was afraid that her head’s gonna get punched, so she couldn’t interrupt.

Right then, another mother come for delivering. She’s still young, still pretty, still sexy, though her stomach was blown out like a dragon swallowing an house.

Doctor: How many children have you already had, Ma’am?

Mother (moaned, too): This is the first one, Doc! Aaarrggghhh!

So the Cesar went. Thank God the baby was born in safe. But when it was time to suture the mother’s already-torn-apart stomach, the intern wanna suture up, coz she’s afraid that the doctor was gonna missuture again.

But the doctor parried the intern’s hand, and he began to suture the mother’s stomach in nippy. His suturing was fine, absolutely good, so different than how he sutured the mother before.

After the suturing, the doctor washed his hand, then he looked at the intern like a wise guy. He said: D’ya get it now why I sutured this mother well, while before I just missutured the lady?

The intern shakes her head in confused: No, I don’t, Sir..

Doctor: Because, this mother has just delivered once. So if she wanna have the second one, when her husband wanna hook up with her, he’s gonna be happy to see her Miss Cheerful. Compare it to the last lady. She’s just already have six, it’s not good for her health if she wanna have another one. So I did an horrifying suturing at her bottom, so if her husband wanna make a f*ck to her, he’ll get ill-feeled to see his wife.

Intern: ???!!!!

If you havn’t read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, then it’s totally forbidden for you to read the blog.

Day by day, Joanne Rowling more often makes her creatures dead. It made me sad when Cedric oughta die tearfully at the Triwizard tournament. Then two years ago, when my secret darling Sirius Black also died in the hand of a shitty woman who’s actually still his own cousin, it really killed me like a widow crying for her late husband. And now, when Joanne recklessly kills Albus Dumbledore, too, I start to ask whom else Joanne’ll murder at the next Harry Potter books.

Why does Dumbledore die? Isn’t there any other scene that remains fun but still excellent? I can’t imagine Harry Potter wanders around alone without his godfather’s help. That finally Harry can beat Voldmort without any of Dumbledore’s guide, it sounds overreacting. It’s a scene that’s too perfect, selling dreams. And I’m down because Dumbledore dies ridiculously because he’s murdered by an underdog witchcraft Severus Snape, not by his own enemy who’s more expert, Voldemort. What da hell does Rowling want?

I’ve been faithful to read Harry Potter for years, and make a list of 10 most impressing scene for me, in the history of Harry Potter’s six years at Hogwarts:

1.      Harry’s first moments to become a witchcraft is stained by Harry’s confusion as an amateur witchcraft, starts from picking up the first wand, entering Diagon Alley by hitting the pillar at King’s Cross like an idiot, until learning how to ride a flying sweep.

It’s so funny, witches also need to learn like any other human beings.

2. After his first battle with Voldemort, Harry Potter woke up at Madame Pomfrey’s hospital, being entertained by Molly Weasley and she promised that she’d take care of Harry like her own son.

I know exactly that Mrs Weasley’s a tough woman with the heavy burden of family, but she still adopt a strange orphan to be her son. This woman absolutely is like my Grandma.

3. Harry’s taken away from the Dursleys house by the Weasley boys, then he spends his summer at Ron’s house.

All scenes at the Weasleys house always makes me laugh out loud. If I could, I’d like to date with Fred or George, coz they always could make me laugh. Too bad my heart has been the property of Sirius Black.

4. Tom Riddle shows up ahead Harry, exactly after he could seduce Ginny Weasley.

Bless the man who casted for Tom Riddle on the movie, coz instead Tom Riddle is absolutely handsome! So glad to confess that those antagonists are always cute.

5. Harry intimidated Sirius Black on Forbidden Forest, and in the last moments Sirius confessed that for the last 13 years he’d been accused, it wasn’t him who provocated Voldemort to kill Harry’s parents.

I can understand Harry’s feeling, it hurts to find out that we’ve been against the wrong person.

6. Hermione danced with Viktor Krum at the prom of Triwizard tournament, and at the momen, Ron awared for the first time, that actually Hermione is very stunning.

It proves my postulate that men sometimes could be so fool until they need years to realize that the women that they’ve been dreaming of, actually have been always standing by their sides.

7. Hagrid introduced Grawp, his brother, who’s instead, also a giant, too.

Even the movie version of Hagrid is still less than his novel version, now it’s added by his brother who also measures big. Thank God giants start to extinct, otherwise the world is really horrifying. I’m a little bit afraid of giants. Maybe because I’m small.

8. On a battle at the Department of Magic, finally Sirius Black died after been murdered by Bellatrix Lestrange who’s actually still his own cousin.

Who’s not sad when your baby leaves you all alone? It makes me blue, however I love Sirius Black much (who cares that he’s just a character in a novel!). If I could, I wanna kill the damn Bellatrix with my own hand.

9. The Quidditch final match when Harry doesn’t play, and when Harry finds out that Gryffindor wins the game, and in the middle of the euphoria, Ginny runs into Harry’s arms due to the cheer, and Harry kisses Ginny instead like getting a fall durian, and they make it up ever since that. That’s the moment when Harry officially dates Ginny without Approaching, but finally he gets his dream girl.

Same like me who’s always involved with men without any routine approaching (read: Pe-de-ka-te!), but finally I’ve been always happy with my boyfriends.

10.       Albus Dumbledore dies.

I never thought that Dumbledore will die like this, and even it doesn’t need the magnificent Voldemort to kill him. I’m disappointed that Joanne doesn’t pick up another way to eliminate Dumbledore.

So long, Dumbledore, may you rest in peace. Hopefully you can come up again, though it’s just not real. Coz I still really wanna see you fight against Voldemort. If you meet Sirius Black over there, would you tell him, how much I still love him and I’m really missing him..?

I almost died in laughter as I read last week’s news, as a boy in his school-visiting to Detroit art museum recklessly sticked his already-chewed bubble-gum to a painting hung on there. Gosh, the bubble gum that he’s already chewed! Though the painting costs five million dollars. I’m so astonished. And he’s not an Indonesian?

I’ve been always hating bubble gum. When I was in elementary school, once I came home with a bubble gum sticked on my red skirt. I wonder that I didn’t aware that, and I’d just realized as my Mom found out that shitty thing when she was gonna wash my clothes. Maybe unintendedly sat on a bench with a bubble gum sticked on it. Maybe my friend sticked his gum on it. We were still just some kids, so who could prevent? In my country, not just a little kid, but a mature adult also can waste his bubble gum on a bench the city park, if occasionally he has no brain at all.

Well, if he could stick a bubble gum on a bench, then who could stop him from sticking a bubble gum on a painting? That’s why those expensive paintings that they show up on Indonesian galleries are always surrounded by chains, and the people who wanna view only can admire them from a distance more than a metre. Not just because the painters are afraid that his creatures are gonna be stolen, but they’re also scared that someone’s gonna stick some bubble gum on them!

And I laugh because nowadays there’s still a kid wasting his chewed bubble gum on a stick, and it doesn’t happen at my country, but at a well-development city like Detroit which the government is snob and undercutting the law. The boy was so lucky that they didn’t mention his name on CNN, coz if it happened in my country, they must’ve taken his shot at Buser, and the whole of his neighbourhood have sat in order ahead of the sub-district’s TV (a.k TV kelurahan!) to watch their junior citizen.

Thank God. That foolish is not only Indonesian. Coz the tragedy that happened to Helen Frankenthaler’s painting has successfully embarrassed his school teachers. Made them realize that they were not supposed to make a school visiting to museum, but should be to the city fair!

I’ve been browsing internet to search the replicant of the poor painting, but I just found an image with a spatter of blue stain on a white canvas that finally I display here.  Sorry, I can’t find the version with the bubble gum on it. Guyz, if you have the post-tragedy version, please send it to me, OK..