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Maybe you are one of them who often goes out with Sephia, a.k loves having a secret lover. Or otherwise, that you are exactly Sephia. Sephia ain’t just Eross’ secret lover who becomes popular because of Duta Modjo featuring Kaliurang boys who ever get a crushed on Sheila. But Sephia is a quite interesting profession, which whether you like or not, you can find her easier around you.

Believe it or not, we still need Sephia. The reason is same like we ask why we need a secret relationship. Why d’ya prefer backstreet? Why don’t you just let common people know that you guyz are in love? Are you afraid of paparazzi from E! Online?

Because:

1. If you get caught going out with Sephia, your spouse will pursue you and Sephia with a revolver.

Sephia is absolutely Another Expected Woman a.k Wanita Idaman Lain a.k WIL. Sephia can give you all the things that your lover can’t give. Maybe Sephia makes love better, or your lover is outta town and Sephia is more reachable. It’s exact that the problem is just trying to keep faithfully (sounds like Krisdayanti’s song, hueheheheh..)

2. If you get caught loving Sephia, maybe it’s your grandmother who’ll pursue you guyz with a revolver.

Sephia and you are still cousins. You have the same blood, born from the same grandma. Who knows that if you get married and breed, maybe you’ll contribute to return the incidence of hemofilia which has extincted long ago. D’ya find out why the Buckinghams loves marry and divorced? Coz they love hooking up their own kins!

3. A classical reason, coz you guyz are definitely two different people.

These are recycle bin reasons which often used by those couples who prefer backstreet, maybe because of religion, caste, profession, even politics. For example that you’re a Jewish, while Sephia prefer being an agnostic. Or because you still live in

India

, you’re a Brahmana, and Sephia is a Sudra. Your family is a remaining citizen of law school, while Sephia is a doctor who hates lawyers. Or you always vote for Republic at the election, though Sephia always becomes an activist of Democrat. Absolutely all the principal things that really not that principal!

I’ve written about backstreet relationships before, so right now I’d like to write about how to become a good Sephia.

How do we start it?

Remember, that being Sephia is the last choice. If you can’t date on public, then being Sephia can be a preferable alternative. And because backstreet can’t stay longer enough, then you must prepare to pack up your bags when all of this relationship is over. So for relieving the adverse effect of broken heart, the key is only one: Don’t use your feeling. Just make it out coz you need his arms around you, but don’t fall in love with him.

Otherwise, remind your lover, that all these things won’t stay long. Remember that he’s had a wife, even probably kids. You’re strong enough for him to hurt you, but his wife probably is too weak for him to deceive. Or your grandma probably has a cardiomyopathy, or you’ll never dare to go to his sinagoge, and you prefer dying to vote for Republic.

And as usual, before you start everything, call God’s name and pray. If you always pray and kepp your fingers crossed before you begin to eat or work, then why don’t you do it either before you start something rotten?

How do we go through it?

This is the interesting one. Because he’s someone else’s lover, then as Sephia, practically you’re her number one rival. Don’t let the secret relationship goes in vain. Be a good baby, spoil him if it’s necessary, make sure that he’s always allright with you. Then your relationship will be preserved like those normal people have. The different thing is, just your status that you really conserve.

Hook up with him as good as you can, make him satisfied, let him flounder coz of orgasm if it’s necessary. But don’t you get orgasm also, coz it means that you have used your feeling.

Don’t be jealous of his wife. However, someone else deserves him more than you. Beside, don’t you have any other things to do, such as shower your favorite dog or join a ceramic class? You have another life besides accompanying your lover, and that makes you so attractive.

And don’t make friends with the people from infotainments. You don’t need the public to notice your relationship, though I don’t suggest you to hide it undercover. This world belongs to you both, so what for d’ya get busy to make a pressconference and announce your secret relationship?

How do we end it?

Split up always hurts. Though probably he leaves you treasures and a goodnight kiss, but breaking up remains hard to do. Ask him why d’ya split up, is it coz he wanna “return to the right way” or exactly he finds a new Sephia (if he prefers this last reason, then it should be YOU who must pursue him with a revolver!)

Whatever the reason is, let him go wisely. Walk away with pride and sexy steps, just exactly like when you attracted him for the first time. Raise your chin, pull back your shoulders, look ahead straightly. Trust me, this strategy doesn’t just prevent your walking from slippery, but also stops your tears falling down, whether if you wanna cry coz you leave him.

Don’t ever say that you love him. Coz loving means wanna belonging. If you wanna belong to him, means you wanna snatch away someone else’s lover. Remember that you’re a Honour Sephia, not a bitch.

And don’t promise that you’ll come back. Coz if you remains playing in the same unfuturable relationship, then forever you’ll never get anywhere!

Well, are you ready to try for being Sephia? Or you’ve become a professional Sephia? Please write to me, maybe we can make a Sephia Club. What a cool thing to do if we can have our own club, fun gathering, having a member card, and getting a free monthly newsletter..

That morning my sister groused. She’d made up so beautifully coz she’d make a picture of her, and the thing that she’d just gonna do before getting captured was just doing our family’s ritual: spraying the perfume (what a weirdo, why should you wear that perfume when you’ll get clicked? D’ya think who looks at your picture will find out that you smell good?)

Please don’t laugh, coz my sister was making photo for driving license.

Why should we dress up for license’s photo? We must learn to erase the reputation of license’s photo which has been always simple for what it is and pure from technology of Adobe Photoshop. If you’ll try, just come to the police office, tell them that you wanna make a driving license, then all you have to do is just getting into the photo studio, then the photographer who probably not more professional than the man on the Jonas Studio will have us seat, and shout, “OK..one, two, three..” Click!

That’s why license’s photos are always ugly. Some are closing one eye, some goggles like have exophtalmus, some are closing both of their eyes, and other kinda expressions that you won’t find out in First Look Photography.

Back to my sister. How surprised she was when her LO told her that today her shooting was delayed. The reason, they’d just replaced the head of the officers, so the police office where they’re gonna take her picture couldn’t serve her.

It makes me think that police’s duty seems not just arresting those bombers and stopping people who love to park their cars inappropriately, but also taking the pictures of those people who need driving license. Anyway, I used to dream to be a detective who arrested mafia, but now I’m just addicted to learn how to photo-manipulating and editing. So, is there any vacancy for me at the police office?

Wondering! They just replaced the chief! So why do they must delay my sister’s shooting? Did they replace the photographer, too?

Actually

Indonesia could be more developed if the birocracy wasn’t that complicated. Just let the chief replaced, but they shouldn’t annoy those license staffs, either. Except if they needed those men to take the pictures of Mr Chief, but I don’t think so. They should make a list of stuntmen to replace the photographers who couldn’t work because they had them shooting Mr Chief. However, there are still more people who capture better but have no permanent job and just spend their times for being paparazzi for Lampu Merah.

Or probably, my sister’s capturing was delayed because there were some lunch at Mr Chief’s ceremony.

Gosh, whatever! Those people should return immediately, coz my sister needs her license to drive me to my friend’s wedding next week. What if I can’t come to the party? Probably I won’t get the dinner..

When you’re scared, please don’t be stupid. At least don’t be like our patient below.

At dawn, this man comes due to hit and run. He’s got wound, so..

Intern: Sir, I’m gonna inject you, so you don’t get tetanus..

Patient (refuses so hard): Noo!

Intern (gaps): Rr..how come, Sir?

Patient (shivers in afraid): I’m afraid of injection!

We, the interns, get astonished. Today, there’s still a man afraid of injection?

Intern (gives up): Well, OK, if you reject. Then I’m just gonna infuse you..

Patient (more afraid): Me either! I don’t want any needle to jab me!

Intern (wonder): But you gotta be cured..

Patient (refuses hard): But I don’t wanna be injected!

Intern (tries to correction): This is not injection, Sir, but infusion..

Patient (in grimace): It’s just the same, Doc!

Our boss comes and asks us.

Resident (impatiently): Have you done already, where’s the record?

Intern (in confusion): Rr..Doc..we can’t cure him. He doesn’t wanna be injected. Doesn’t wanna be infused, either.

Resident (stares at the patient firmly): Sir, you’re sick. D’ya want us to cure you or not?

Patient (in pain): Well, I do..

Resident (pushes): So you gotta be injected!

Patient (scared): But I don’t wanna get injected..

Resident (nods): Well, if you reject our procedure, you gotta give your autograph.

The patient shuts up, looks doubtful.

Resident (this is the last chance): So, what d’ya think, Sir, would you mind to get injected?

Patient (shakes his head): I don’t wanna get injected.

The intern comes back with an informed consent.

Intern (gives a pen): Sir, please sign your autograph right here.

The patient is confused, looks at the letter by grasping the pen.

Resident (waiting in pray): Yes, Sir, please sign in that you reject to get injected.

The patient still shuts up.

Resident (asks again): Sir? What’s wrong? Is there anything unclear to you?

Intern: Is there any prolem, Sir?

The patient still shuts up, confused.

Intern (thinks that the patient changes his mind): Would you mind to get injected?

Patient (still doesn’t change his mind): I don’t wanna get injected.

Resident (upset): If you don’t wanna get injected, please sign your autograph!

Patient (looks at his doctors): But.. I can’t make autograph.

Maha gubrag! The intern gets shocked, the resident almost gets faint.

Resident (already impatient): So you’re gonna sign your autograph or not? Pick it up, do you prefer injection or autograph?

Such hard choises to make. Isn’t there any other choises?

Damnit. I know that not everyone has enough bravery to face a needle. But why could they be a man who’s afraid of injection and can’t make autograph in once?

IF YOU’RE SUCH A TIGHT ASS, AT LEAST DON’T BE STUPID.

OR IF YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY STUPID, PLEASE DON’T BE STUPID AND A TIGHT ASS AT ONCE.

See ya!

How can I tell him? After what he told me today, that he did love me, and all that he wanted was being with me?

How can I tell him? That I didn’t dare to look at the sharp shining from his eyes, when he wanna give up on my feet and forgot everything that came between us?

How can I tell him? That I was happy that he looked at me so that lovely, though actually it’s forbidden?

How can I tell him? That I had been thinking that he was just joking, and the truth was, he was more serious than what I thought?

How can I tell him? That he wasn’t supposed to love me like that, coz I’m still too young and he’s far maturer?

How can I tell him? That not just loving him back, thinking to be his piece of soul was a thing that I didn’t have a heart to?

How can I tell him? That I did respect him only as a boss, and I had no other plan to get into his life?

How can I tell him? That than thinking of me, he’d rather think of his family that he’d been bearing far before he knew me?

How can I tell him? That he should forget me, coz one husband, one wife, two little children, and one extra spouse in a bed, were too crowded?

How can I tell him? That though I needed love, but I wasn’t suppose to get it from him?

How can I tell him? That I should leave his office immediately, before happening the things that he did want?

How can I tell him? That I was supposed to walk away from his life, before I begin to fall back into him?